Top 10 Famously Bizarre Robberies

Robbery is a crime which has been perpetuated throughout history in an array of high-profile instances. Some examples include the famous Brinks Mat Robbery of 1983, or the Lufthansa Heist which took place in 1978. Many of such memorable incidents have been romanticized in Hollywood movies and TV documentaries. The thefts which are most remembered are often shrouded in mystery, or have a bizarre twist making them all the more interesting to read about in a newspaper. This list documents some of those crimes which will continue to be remembered throughout history, for the extraordinary circumstances of their occurrence. 10. Dirk the Penguin (2012) Although this robbery is far from what one might describe as “high-profile,” its strangeness and hilarity warrant it a place on this list. Earlier this year three young British men got themselves drunk and broke into SeaWorld on the Gold Coast in Australia. They proceeded to climb over high security fences before swimming with dolphins in the aquarium. It was then they disturbed Dirk the sleeping Penguin and snatched him before leaving. Apparently the next day the three drunken imbeciles discovered Dirk in their apartment, in a scene reminiscent of “The Hangover.” They dumped their unwanted loot, in this case a young fairy penguin, at a lagoon where he was later found hungry and traumatized by the ordeal. The three were later identified and prosecuted for their prank, and all faced large fines. Rhys Jones, one of the three men, said: “Still a bit fuzzy about the whole thing but on behalf of all three of us we are very sorry and it was just a prank that went too far.” Dirk made a full recovery and is back with his fellow penguins at SeaWorld. Bizarre Factor: The video footage shown above was actually used in court by the three thieves, who wanted to prove that they didn’t mean to harm Dirk. 9. The English Treasury (1303) In 1303, Richard Pudlicott was a peasant wool-merchant living in London. Down on his luck and indebted heavily to the local Jewish community, Pudlicott decided to plan a robbery of King Edward I “Longshank’s” (pictured above) treasury at Westminster Abbey. He recruited many high-ranking Church officials to help him with security issues, and made promises of large bribes once the deed was done. In the dark winter nights of 1303, Richard spent his time picking away with various tools on the outside of Westminster Abbey. Months before his robbery attempt, Richard had sown hempseed outside the building, so that the fully grown plants would hide the large gash in the stonework. After weeks and weeks of chiseling away at the masonry, Richard finally found himself in a room filled with baskets and chests loaded with jewels, coins and gold florins from Florence. He remained hidden inside the chamber for two whole days, before escaping with as much as he could carry. The amount stolen is thought to have been around £100,000, more than a year’s tax revenue for the entire kingdom of England. The King, who was at the time fighting in Scotland, was alerted to the theft when crown officials discovered a large quantity of gold florins in a pawn shop in London. In the years that followed, hundreds of citizens around London were arrested and questioned, including Richard, though he was the only one who proudly confessed to the crime. In order to save his friends in the clergy from execution, he gave a false confession that he was the only one involved in the planning of the heist. After his hanging in 1305, he was flayed and his skin was nailed to the door of Westminster Abbey as a warning to potential imitators. Eventually the King recovered almost all of the stolen loot through inspection of pawn shops by crown officials. Bizarre Factor: In the months following the robbery, samples of the loot began turning up in the nets of fishermen, who pulled the priceless artifacts from the bottom of the Thames River. 8. Circus Circus Hotel and Casino (1993) In 1969 a man named Roberto Solis shot a sixty-one year-old security guard in the back, during an armored car robbery in San Francisco. The man died, and Solis was imprisoned for seventeen years until his parole in 1992. While in Folsom prison he wrote poetry under the alias of Pancho Aguila. Despite his incredibly long sentence, he immediately began planning a massive heist upon his release. He seduced twenty year-old Heather Tallchief and convinced her to participate in the robbery. The pair moved to Mexico to formulate their plan; Heather would get a job at a security company, making deliveries to and from the Circus Circus Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. When driving en-route to the casino, Heather would have a two-minute window of opportunity when her co-workers were absent, and she would be left alone with the van and $2.5million. During this period she would drive the Loomis armored truck to a rented warehouse a few miles from her current location, where Solis would be waiting for her. On October 1st 1993 the pair executed the plan and it worked without a hitch. Solis and Tallchief proceeded to board a jet later in the day, disguised as elderly passengers. They flew to Denver, and then on to Miami with the $2.5million safely tucked away. The couple remained on the run for years and had a child together, until Solis decided to take off with the larger share of the loot. He left Heather Tallchief sleeping with only $1,000 and a child. In 2005 she turned herself in and is now in jail, but sixty-six year-old Solis is still on the run with the loot. Bizarre Factor: When asked about a motive for her crime, Heather Tallchief claimed that she had been hypnotized by the murderer, and also that he used “sex magic” to convince her to participate in the heist. 7. Brian Wells Bank Robbery (2003) In 2003 Brian Wells, a pizza delivery man, received a call to deliver a pizza to an address which later proved to be fake. When he arrived at the location, two men forced him at gunpoint to put on a large metal collar with a time-bomb attached. They then handed him a note with instructions to rob a bank and complete various other tasks, including delivering the cash takings at a specified location. He was told that if he completed each task within a specified time-limit, the bomb would not explode, however investigators later found that the bomb was rigged to explode regardless of whether he completed the tasks. This was presumably to decrease the number of witnesses against the conspirators. Soon after having the collar forced upon him, Wells robbed a bank with a homemade shotgun which had been provided for him. He demanded $250,000 but left with less than £10,000, and was apprehended by police outside the bank. While being threatened by police he begged them to call the bomb squad, but they were sluggish in their attempts to do so. Eventually a bomb squad was called in by the police half an hour after the robbery, but they arrived three minutes too late. At 3:18pm the bomb detonated around Wells’ neck blowing a massive hole through his chest. He died at the scene and footage of the explosion was broadcast live on television. Two of the conspirators were charged and convicted in 2007; Kenneth Barnes and Marjorie Deihl-Armstrong were sentenced to forty-five years and thirty years behind bars respectively. They both claimed upon arrest that Wells was conspiring with them to rob the bank, and that he assumed the bomb would be a fake. Bizarre Factor: The apparent motivation of the crime was that Kenneth Barnes needed money to organize the murder of Diehl-Armstrong’s father. This would secure a massive inheritance for the pair, which would make them millionaires. 6. The English Crown Jewels (1671) In the 17th Century, Colonel Thomas Blood (pictured above) was famous for his trickery and devious behavior. He had already changed sides during the famous Wars of the Three Kingdoms, and had exhibited radical behavior that was deemed treasonous by some contemporaries. In 1671 however, he attempted the most audacious and anti-royalist stunt of his career: the theft of the Crown Jewels of King Charles II. The robbery was planned meticulously by Blood and carried out by him and several accomplices. Firstly, he visited the Tower of London disguised as a parson (a priest of an independent church) accompanied by another female conspirator who posed as his wife. The pair managed to befriend the seventy-seven year-old keeper of the jewels, Talbot Edwards, and his family, and returned to the tower to visit them regularly in the weeks prior to the robbery. Eventually Colonel Blood persuaded Edwards to show him and some of his alleged family (three other male accomplices) the jewels in private. The men carried an arsenal of hidden weapons, including pistols and rapiers. As soon as they were granted access to the jewels Talbot Edwards was struck with a mallet by Blood, and then bound and gagged before being stabbed as he continued to struggle and shout. Blood then used tools to remove the metal grille which safeguarded the Crown Jewels, and the men escaped the building with their loot. The Royal Sceptre was cut in two by the thieves before they departed, because it wouldn’t fit in their bag, and St. Edward’s Crown was flattened out with a mallet by Blood for the same purpose. The robbers didn’t get far after leaving the building, as the alarm had been raised by Talbot Edward’s shouts of treason. Blood was captured along with his conspirators and brought before the king, who was impressed by Blood’s bold attempt. He not only spared his life, but granted him lands in Ireland, perhaps fearing a reprisal attack against him should he execute the Colonel. Blood’s accomplices were also spared and the Crown Jewels were recovered, though the Royal Sceptre was damaged beyond repair. Bizarre Factor: Such was Blood’s reputation for deviousness, that upon his death in 1680 his body was exhumed. This was to prove he didn’t fake his own death to avoid taxes. 5. John Wojtowicz & Salvatore Naturile Robbery (1972) On August 22nd, 1972, a branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank in Brooklyn, New York was held up by two homosexuals wielding rifles. These men included twenty-seven year-old John Wojtowicz and eighteen year-old Salvatore Naturile. Another man had also been involved in the robbery, but he lost his nerve before the hold up and ran home. Due to extremely poor planning by the robbers, who spent no less than twenty minutes inside the bank collecting their loot, the police surrounded the bank and a hostage situation ensued. The amateur thieves also called each other by their first names, despite being in the presence of multiple witnesses. Both were not wearing gloves and failed to conceal their faces with masks. During the hostage situation, which lasted seventeen hours, the two men became media celebrities, and John Wojtowicz communicated with police outside the bank (pictured above), as a crowd of rebellious onlookers cheered him. Wojtowicz demanded a jet to be made available for the pair to escape, or else he would kill his hostages. Eventually the police tricked the robbers and Salvatore Naturile, determined not to go to prison, was shot dead. Wojtowicz, however, was arrested, charged and sentenced to twenty years of imprisonment. The motive for the crime was that Wojtowicz needed money to finance his boyfriend’s desired sex reassignment surgery. This fact was made evident in the media during the hostage situation, leading crowds of gay-rights activists to travel to the crime-scene. Bizarre Factor: Wojtowicz based his robbery plan on scenes from the movie “The Godfather.” Ironically, Al Pacino, star of “The Godfather,” would later portray Wojtowicz in another movie (“Dog Day Afternoon”). 4. The Jules Rimet Trophy (1966) In 1966 the Jules Rimet Trophy was to be awarded to the winners of the Football World Cup, which was to be held in England. Early in the year the trophy was scheduled to be displayed at an exhibition at Westminster Central Hall, under the condition that it was under constant guard. It was also insured for £30,000 against theft. On the day of the exhibition security was extremely tight, and the trophy room was monitored around the clock by guards and other plainclothes officers. However at some point around midday the trophy was left unguarded for only a short period, during a change in the guard. When the new guards went to their posts, they found the trophy was gone. The display case had been forced open, along with the back door of the building. The thieves had somehow removed the padlock from the case and broken down the door, without making sufficient noise for anyone to investigate. Immediately following the robbery, police found they had no leads. Although witnesses had identified strange men hanging around the building prior to the theft, there was nothing to suggest they had anything to do with the robbery. Then the day after the theft, a phone call was made to the chairman of the Football Association, demanding a ransom of £15,000. The male voice identified himself only as Jackson, and warned the chairman not to contact police, or else the trophy would be melted down for scrap. Despite these warnings, the chairman immediately rang the police, who organized a successful sting operation. Although the trophy wasn’t recovered, “Jackson” was arrested and charged, though it is generally believed that he was not involved in the theft and acted only as a middle-man. Exactly a week after the robbery, the trophy was discovered by a man named David Corbett, who was walking his dog. When the dog, Pickles, began sniffing at a brown parcel under a bush, Corbett unwrapped the parcel and found the trophy inside, wrapped in newspaper. After returning the trophy to the nearest police station, Corbett collected rewards totaling over £6,000. He was also given the privilege of dining with the England football team after they won the World Cup later in the year. The Football Association learned from their mistake, and a replica of the Jules Rimet Trophy was produced for the purpose of public exhibitions. Bizarre Factor: Pickles, the dog who discovered the trophy, briefly became a famous celebrity and starred in films and TV adverts in the aftermath of the World Cup. 3. The Scream (1994 & 2004) The famous painting, “The Scream,” exists in four different versions all painted by Edvard Munch. The masterpiece is said to depict a panic attack, which is somewhat ironic considering its habit of being stolen in high profile heists. In 1994 a gang of thieves climbed a ladder to the National Gallery second floor, where “The Scream” was hanging by a window. Apparently the painting had been moved to a less secure location as part of the festivities of the 1994 Lillehammer Winter Olympics. However when thieves attempted to ransom the painting back to the museum, police set up a successful sting operation which saw the masterpiece returned undamaged. In 2004 a different group of men succeeded in stealing a different version of “The Scream” from the Munch Museum, albeit with a more bold method than the first attempt in 1994. They burst into the museum wearing masks and brandishing pistols, and grabbed the masterpiece, along with another Munch artwork, “The Madonna,” before making their escape. Moments before the thieves left the scene, a bystander took a grainy photograph of them packing the two paintings into a car (shown above). For two years police had no leads and rumors circulated that the paintings had been burned to destroy evidence. Finally in 2006 the paintings were recovered with minuscule damage which proved repairable. Six men were charged and convicted in connection with the robbery, and the Munch Museum underwent a massive security overhaul to prevent future robberies. Bizarre Factor: During the 1994 burglary of the National Gallery, the thieves left a note which read: “Thanks for such poor security.” 2. The Great Santa Claus Robbery (1927) During the great depression Marshall Ratliff (pictured above) was active as a prolific bank robber living in Texas. After being paroled from a long sentence, he found himself jobless and in desperate need of cash. Although Ratliff wanted to rob a bank, his notoriety was such that if he showed his face in his hometown of Cisco, he would surely be recognized. He had to disguise himself, and so he and three other conspirators planned to dress him as Santa Claus. The robbery was scheduled by the group to take place on December 23rd, a time when wearing a Santa Claus costume would not be perceived as unusual behavior. On the day of the robbery, Ratliff entertained groups of eager children on the way to the bank and patted them on the head as he walked past. Some children began to follow Ratliff, and even walked into the bank behind him. It was at that point when Ratliff’s three conspirators charged in, brandishing pistols and ordering staff onto the floor. The robbers then forced the manager to open a safe and the main vault, before cramming over $150,000 in cash and securities, into Santa’s sack. However the gang didn’t count on a fanatical woman and her six year-old daughter who were inside the bank at the time of the robbery. The mother burst out of the door screaming uncontrollably despite orders to stay on the floor and remain silent. This alerted the police to the robbery, and they surrounded the bank with guns prompting a subsequent shootout. After taking two young girls hostage, the four bandits made their getaway in a stolen car, but not before shooting two police officers dead at the scene. One of the bank robbers was also fatally wounded in the shootout, and he died in the getaway car. The subsequent manhunt was the largest ever seen in Texas at the time. Eventually the trio were ambushed and captured by police in another shootout, in which all three robbers were shot down. Despite their wounds, the three men survived and were able to stand trial. This included Ratliff who had suffered no less than six gunshots wounds. One of the robbers was executed while another was sentenced to life imprisonment. Ratliffe was given the death sentence, but attempted to appeal and filed for a lunacy hearing. When the angry citizens of Eastland County heard this, they stormed the prison where Ratliff was held and lynched him by hanging him between two telephone poles. His last words were a plea for forgiveness and mercy. Bizarre Factor: In 2009 another bank was robbed by a man dressed as Santa Claus, in an apparent copycat crime. During the robbery the man told bystanders he needed money to pay his elves. 1. Shergar (1983) The mystery of Shergar is one that has attracted international fame in the media over the years. For those who don’t know, Shergar was an acclaimed Irish racehorse who enjoyed massive success, before being stolen from the Ballymany Stud in Ireland. The famous incident sparked massive media attention, and several TV documentaries have been produced on the horse’s disappearance. Shergar was never found, and police could only hypothesize on his whereabouts immediately following the robbery. On a foggy evening of 1983, a mysterious car towing a horse-box arrived at the stud where Shergar was kept. When the son of the horse’s groom, James Fitzgerald, answered his door a few minutes later, he was immediately bludgeoned over the head with a blunt object and knocked unconscious. A gang of at least six masked men then stormed into the house and gathered the other family members by threatening them with pistols and submachine guns. According to the witnesses, Fitzgerald and his family, the robbers used code names to refer to each other and appeared extremely regimented. Before long Fitzgerald was forced outside and taken to the stud building where Shergar was being held. The robbers forced him to identify the famous horse, and then to help them load Shergar aboard a double horse-box. This was the last anyone laid eyes on the horse, except the thieves themselves of course. In the aftermath of the robbery police resorted to unconventional means to track down the horse, having no sufficient leads to investigate. The culprits had planned their robbery exceptionally well, and had left no evidence other than a witness account from James Fitzgerald, and his family. Police even attempted to use clairvoyants to track down Shergar, to no avail. Meanwhile the thieves were secretly communicating to the horse’s multiple owners, negotiating a ransom. This was never paid because the owners wanted to deter future thefts, and the thieves eventually gave up. Sadly, it is now generally believed the horse was slaughtered by the perpetrators to destroy evidence. The perpetrators of the crime were never brought to justice. Bizarre Factor: According to a convicted criminal and member of the IRA, Shergar was stolen by an IRA special operations team, and machine- gunned to death when the gang assumed they were never getting a ransom. However this story is questionable.

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I Back

After all this time I stopped blogging because many more important business over the past year I finally decided to go back again to here. So don't miss any copy-paste post what I got. OK?

 

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10 Best Plastic Surgery Make-Overs

We've all seen countless cases of bad plastic surgery, but the good cosmetic procedures are much harder to We've all seen countless cases of bad plastic surgery, but the good cosmetic procedures are much harder to spot. Celebrities are also reluctant to admit that they're not naturally as gorgeous as they appear, so proving that they had work done is sometimes impossible to do. However, with help from the site Good Plastic Surgery, we've selected a few of our favorite "make-overs" that we're positive came as a result of the surgeon's scalpel rather than the cosmetics counter.

1. Diane Kruger

German actress and former fashion model Diane Kruger seems to have gotten some new breast implants. They're not too big and not too small -- perfect! (Link | Photo)

2. Kate Beckinsale

Kate was always beautiful, but her nose job, tooth veneers, and possible gum-reduction (not to mention a good eye brow waxing!) refined her look and made her even more stunning. (Link | Photo)

3. Scarlett Johansson

With just a slight refinement to her formerly-bulbous nose, Scarlett looks amazing. (Link | Photo)

4. Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas is currently 66 years old, and considering what he has been through these past few years (he battled cancer, his wife was hospitalized for bipolar disorder, his son went to jail, etc.) we think he looks pretty great! His most recent subtle face lift did not iron out all of his charismatic wrinkles, giving him a more natural look befitting an aging Hollywood icon. (Link | Photo)

5. Ashlee Simpson

In one of the most well-known examples of good plastic surgery, Ashlee Simpson swapped her large Roman nose with a more slim, straight version in 2006. Though she denied having work done at first, her nose job was so obvious that it really changed her entire appearance! While she was always pretty, her new nose suits her face much better. (Link | Photo)

6. Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston does not deny that she has had not one, but two nose jobs to "correct a deviated septum," (yeah right!) but some people think her plastic surgery addiction goes beyond just slimming down her naturally-wide nose. There are claims that Jen also indulges in face lifts, Botox, and other facial fillers. Some people also think Jen underwent a breast augmentation in 2010, but we're not sure if this is evidence of a boob job or just good old-fashioned Photoshop. (Link 1 | Link 2 | Photo)

7. Geri Halliwell

In the 1990's, Ginger Spice, AKA Geri Halliwell, was the most buxom of her girl group, The Spice Girls. However, by 2001 Geri had dieted her breasts away, causing her to get a pair of saline implants that suit her petite frame nicely. Geri has also put on a few pounds, which look good on her as well! (Link | Photo)

8. Timothy Olyphant

Hunky actor Timothy Olyphant got himself a new set of veneers, and we think they make his smile even better looking than before! We're also wondering if there's some Botox at work on his line-free forehead and around his eyes? (Link | Photo)

9. Lady Gaga

People still love to make fun of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," but she looks much better after having a nose job! We're glad that the surgeon didn't go overboard; she still looks like herself, not someone else entirely. (Link)

10. Tara Reid

Yes, yes... we are as shocked as you are to find Tara Reid on a list of BEST plastic surgeries! Considering the horrible state of Tara's stomach and breasts, it is nice to see that she found a good plastic surgeon for her recent facial work. The fine lines around Tara's eyes have been completely erased, and the tip of her nose has been slimmed as well. (Link | Photo)
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13 Funniest Shopping cart Fails

Shopping car grill. (Link)


Parenting fail.


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King of the mountain. (Link)

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Resistant cart.

Shopping-exhausted.

Another cooking device. (Link)

Drunk in a cart. (Link)

Cart crash. (Link)

A shopping cart locked to a bike stand in the Quad? Weird. But we're just kind of wondering the owner's rationale behind this – “LOLZ, I'm a douche who stole this shopping cart from FroGro, so I'm just going to lock it up here so some another douche doesn't steal it from me.” (Link)



Check out how this innovate bike owner makes good with a bike & shopping cart. This bum is totally pimp since he can transport goods & be a transporter at the same time. (Link)
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Another 10 Crazy Modern Dictators

I found that my first list of crazy dictators lacked several dictators that were also insane – yes, sadly there have been so many that we can produce multiple lists of them. Here, I put these 10 dictators. Feel free to add any other dictators you feel deserve a mention in the comments.

10. Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is the leftist president of Venezuela. Known for criticizing the USA, he has called George W. Bush the Devil, and said that the Haiti Earthquake was caused by the US. He said that Israel is “doing what Hitler did to the Jews,” and that the US is “like Count Dracula – always in search of blood and petrol“ .

9. Benito Mussolini

Hitler’s Ally/Sidekick during WWII was one of the vainest dictators ever. He was commonly called “Il Duce”, which translates to “The Leader”. His administrative building was a huge structure with a giant picture of his head. He said that he would return Italy to it’s greatness during the Roman Empire. However, this proved to be untrue – Il Duce was hanged by rebels in 1945, who proceeded to declare war on Nazi Germany.

8. Ferdinand Marcos

Ferdinand Marcos was dictator of the Philippines. His wife, Imelda Marcos, had 2,700-3,000 pairs of shoes, the money with which she bought them with was stolen from the country. President Marcos started out as a democratic president, but than turned into a dictator. Eventually, he was overthrown and escaped to Hawaii – but not without 24 bars of gold. He is one of the most corrupt politicians ever, having embezzled billions of dollars from public funds.

7. Enver Hoxha

Comrade-Chairman-Prime Minister-Foreign-Minister-Minister of War-Commander-in-Chief of the People’s Army Enver Hoxha, was the dictator of Albania. He got that title because he rewarded all cabinet positions to himself. He banned beards, typewriters and color TVs. He built 750,000 bunkers in the nation for a population of 3 Million, out of fear of a Yugoslavian invasion. Each Bunker was big enough to hold 1 person. Hoxha had a close personal relationship with Josef Stalin.

6. Ne Win

Ne Win was dictator of Burma from 1962-1982. He was very superstitious. He changed the currency to 15,30,45, and 90 – his lucky numbers. The entire Burmese nation lost their savings. He did this because he thought that he would live 90 years if he did this. He crossed bridges backwards, and once changed the nation’s roads from left-way to right, because he was worried that his communist regime was leaning too far left. He apparently bathed in dolphin blood.

5. Saddam Hussein

This will obviously start a lot of Bush-bashing. Saddam Hussein considered himself the incarnation of Nebuchadnezzar II. His face could be seen on office buildings, schools, airports, shops. All Iraqi currency had his picture. Hussein wrote a book, called Zabibah and the King. In the novel, “Arab” becomes king of Tikrit, the town Mr. Hussein was born in. He represents Saddam Hussein. He falls in love with Zabibah, a peasant woman representing the people of Iraq. Zabibah’s husband, representing the USA, rapes Zabibah. The other antagonists are: Hezkel, an Emir, representing Israel, Shamil, representing Jews, and Nuri Chalabi, representing Ahmed Chalabi, an enemy of Saddam.

4. Kim Il-Sung

Kim Jong-Il’s predecessor, and father, was also insane. He forced everybody in North Korea to wear a badge of himself. He said that he could turn sand into rice, claimed that he could cross rivers on leaves, and erected 30,000 monuments to himself. Kim (The Father) also established Juche, or self-reliance, which cut off trade, travel and cultural exchange with the west almost completely. This turned North Korea into a failing state.

3. Teodoro Obiang Nguema

Francisco Macias Nguema was succeeded by his nephew, Teodoro Obiang Nguema. He rules Equatorial Guinea with an iron fist. He is reported to be a cannibal, and apparently eats dissidents testicles to gain “power”. He executed his uncle “101 Times”. He continues to try to have a UN Science Prize named after him. Nguema’s henchmen abducted four nationals living in exile in Benin in January 2010, held them in secret detention, tortured them, and then forced them to confess to an alleged coup attempt, all before executing them, in August, following a kangaroo court military trial.

2. Gnassingbe Eyadema

Gnassingbe Eyadema, president of Togo, thought of himself as a superhero. So, he made a comic book starring himself as a superhero. Every store in Togo had his picture, and $20 wristwatches with his image that disappeared every 15 seconds. The day of his failed assassination attempt was called “the Feast of Victory over Forces of Evil”. He surrounded himself with more than 1,000 beautiful women to sing his praises. He died in 2005, and was replaced by his son.

1. Jean-Bedel Bokassa

Jean-Bedel Bokassa was dictator of the Central African Republic from 1976-1979. In his 75 years of life, Bokassa had 17 wives and 50 children. Ironically, Bokassa outlawed polygamy. In 1979, children protested over being forced to buy costly school uniforms from one of Bokassa’s wife’s factories. In revenge, he had 180 children arrested. He visited the prison, where he and the prison guards clubbed the children. He personally smashed five children ’s skulls with his cane. He had himself crowned as emperor, and he spent one-third of the national budget on his initiation ceremony. No foreign leaders attended. He reportedly ate human babies. When Alexandre Banza tried to stage a coup and was caught, Bokassa personally beat him nearly to death. This dictator was not wacky, hilarious or even mildly funny: He was simply evil, cruel and insane.

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Top 10 Best Written Anime

Japanese animation has become a boom industry in the western world in the last 15 years. Starting with Akira in the late 80′s, through to the huge anime conventions of today, it has gone from being solely the domain of young children, to capture the imagination of people of all ages and backgrounds. This list comprises the top ten most well written anime, the literature of anime, if you will.

10. Azumanga Daioh

A lot of anime is about schoolgirls. Schoolgirls with robots, schoolgirls with psychic powers, or just naughty schoolgirls. But Azumanga Daioh is just about schoolgirls, following them as they grow, become friends, and deal with tests, homework, and bizarre teachers. Its potent humour comes not from overblown nonsense, but from how recognizable the situations are. Anyone who has been in highschool will find something to enjoy here.

9. Fruits Basket

The impossibly good-natured Tohru Honda meets the mysterious Sohmas, a family with a terrible curse hanging over their heads. They turn into animals of the zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex. The magic of the story is revealed alongside the emotional damage of the Sohmas’, as seen through the eyes of Tohru.

8. Samurai Champloo

The buddy flick has long been a staple of modern cinema, but combine that with a hiphop soundtrack and some awesome samurai action, and you have a stylish and action packed series that throws historical accuracy out the window. As the waitress Fuu, the samurai Jin, and the vagrant ronin Mugen journey across feudal Japan in search of a samurai who smells of sunflowers, the viewer is treated to everything from riotous lampooning, to touching and emotional tales of love and loss.

7. Fullmetal Alchemist

If there was an anime that could dethrone Evangelion – a show that’s as brilliant as it is entertaining – then that show is Fullmetal Alchemist. Two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric, attempt to resurrect their mother using alchemy, losing Ed’s arm and leg, and Al’s Body in the process. They are now searching for the Philosopher’s Stone to fix their bodies. Although there is plenty of comedy, Fullmetal also shows insight into the brutality of war and genocide.

6. Akira

The catalyst for the anime boom, Akira was a calling card for the possibility of animation as an artform. From the opening nuclear destruction of Tokyo, to the climactic battle between out of control psychic Tetsuo, and the laser wielding Kaneda, Akira is fast paced and relentless. It covers a government conspiracy and secret experiments, and as Tetsuo tries to deal with his mental anguish the possibility of an imminent second disaster. A must watch.

5. The Castle of Cagliostro

The Best of the Lupin the 3rd films, Castle is directed by Hayao Miyasaki of Studio Ghibli fame, and it shows. Featuring a slightly less playboyesque Lupin getting entangled with a runaway princess, and evil count, and (of course) a massive hidden treasure, Castle has all the best qualities of Miyasaki’s work and the Lupin series itself.

4. Neon Genesis Evangelion

Ever since its 1995 debut, it has been analyzed, criticized, glorified, vilified, overrated, undervalued, and talked about in circles. On one level, it’s a giant robot show, with 14 year old Shinji Ikari being drafted into piloting the most technologically advanced fighting machine in the world, to defend it against the Angels who would destroy Mankind as they know it. Yet right in the middle, director Hidaeki Anno strips away the facade, revealing a brutal psychological drama with red herring Christian references, and at its heart a powerfully human story.

3. FLCL

No contest, this is the coolest anime ever created by human beings. By filling it with everything that he loved, director Kazuya Tsurumaki created a universal tale of the trials of growing up, which is spectacularly bizarre and entertaining. Naota is already dealing with his older brother’s absence when he is hit on the head by self-proclaimed alien Haruka Haruhara. And that’s when the robots start bursting out of his head. Then come space pirates, arson, a giant hand, and a guy with seaweed for eyebrows. And thank to the efforts of guitar gods The Pillows, the whole thing rocks very hard indeed.

2. Porco Rosso

One of the least known of Hayao Miyasaki’s films, why should this rank above the likes of Spirited Away, Naussica, and Mononoke? Because it is, simply put, perfect. A long time lover of airplanes and flight, Miyasaki truly soars in this movie. The main character is Marco, and eponymous pig and former WW1 fighter pilot that became so disgusted with humanity that he literally turned into a humanoid swine. He deals with rival flying gangs, a woman he loves but can never tell, a suave American and others. Maybe Porco is the best because the gruff, disillusioned Marco is the closest character to Miyasaki that has ever appeared in his films.

1. Cowboy Bebop

There is a good reason that Bebop has made the top of the list. It’s run on the cartoon network for four straight years, despite it only being 26 episodes long. It’s more entertaining to watch eight straight times than it is to watch almost anything else. The show revolves around Spike Spiegel, a Bounty Hunter who used to work for organized crime, and together with former cop Jet Black, gambling addict and swindler Faye Valentine, computer genius Ed, and data dog Ein, he deals with killers, space truckers, mushrooms, spoiled food and his past. Add to that the music, where seemingly every genre is explored through the course of the show, and probably some that didn’t exist previously. Whether you just want to see an episode or you’re planning a marathon, Cowboy Bebop is truly have it all.

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